And Conan?

Using the same programming model as the History Channel and History International Channel, where the shows hold so tightly to the channel's namesake concept (history), I'm thrilled to announce the initial mix for my new cable TV concept, The VENT Channel:

• Unidentified flying objects

• Masons
• Unidentified flying ventriloquists
• Alien cover-up conspiracies
• Modern engineering feats
• Famous ventriloquists
• Giant engineering marvels
• Alien ventriloquists
• The Bermuda Triangle
• Modern dummy feets
• Ventriloquist cover-up conspiracies
• Ice road truckers
• Mason ventriloquists
• Mysterious ventriloquist disappearances
• Roswell, NM
• Ice trucker ventriloquists

I'm just starting to secure the rights to the programs.

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I might have to rethink some of this.  My list seems to be a little heavy with ventriloquism-oriented shows.  What would happen if the History Channel ran nothing but history shows?

And, the list feels a little light on shows about the masons. Light, too, on 2012 - the year, not the movie, with or without my alternative ending. 

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Dear Conan O'Brien:

I'm serious. You can have one hour a night, only have to do 4 nights a week, and 100 percent creative control to be the Vent Channel's marquee program. And you can bring that Andy guy, too.

Who put you on the V-Face list when you needed a reason to smile, huh? Come on, you barbarian! You know ya wanna!

Sincerely,

Dan Bushman

Director of Programming, The Vent Channel

Budding Ventriloquist
Thinker