On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six Hours* Practice
Five Funny Jokes
(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets,
Three Good Springs,
Two Moving Eyebrows,
And a full-sized ventriloquist dummy.
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* "Ow-Ers". Two syllables. Sing it!***
Yes, My refusal to change the line "(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets" to conform to some preconceived standard (see yesterday's letter from the FBH) is passive resistance to the Man.
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VENTRILOQUISM FAUX FUN FACT (shall we call it a VF3?):Gandhi practiced ventriloquism during his most famous fasts. Really.
