On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten Steady Gigs
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Fans Applauding,
Seven Monkey Puppets,
Six Hours Practice
Five Funny Jokes
(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets,
Three Good Springs,
Two Moving Eyebrows,
And a full-sized ventriloquist dummy.
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For you byteheads, I'm talking paid performances, not hard drive capacity. If I knew exactly what a byte looked like, I wonder if it would make for a good ventriloquist dummy face?
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