On the twelfth of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve Running Gags
Eleven New Tuxedos,
Ten Steady Gigs,
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Fans Applauding,
Seven Monkey Puppets,
Six Hours Practice
Five Funny Jokes
(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets,
Three Good Springs,
Two Moving Eyebrows,
And a full-sized ventriloquist dummy.
The End.
***As Elvis once (or twice) said, "Thankyaverymuch."
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