Week 9 Record: 10-4.
Season Record: 82-50.
Geez. Jaworski is now ahead of the Gurus. And that Accuscore guy is tied with the Gurus.
There's a Golic at the gates.
We need to pick up a game just to be Hoge tied.
The Seuss dude is doing more than rhyming. And Mortensen continues to rhyme with Cheat-ensen.
Can't you just hear Dan's voice in the intro saying:
"Welcome to Budding Ventriloquist Presents Gridiron Gurus -
The Getting Pissed Edition..."
'Nough said.
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Thursday Night Football
INDIANAPOLIS at JACKSONVILLE
The Pick
It is better to be born lucky than rich.
Nobody's getting rich picking Jacksonville.
Bless one's lucky star.
The Jags' one star isn't blessed, he's injured.
Lucky at cards, unlucky in love.
Jaguars couldn't beat the Cards on a good day.
You should be so lucky!
You shouldn't be the Jax QB.
Quarterback Andrew Luck.
Quarterback Blaine Gabbert?
Pick the Colts.
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And as a final Andrew Luck joke, think about the difference in context between:
Luck Be A Lady, if sung by the Indianapolis Colts, and
Luck Be A Lady, if sung by the Jacksonville Jaguars.
I know, you weren't expecting such a "think piece" to be tossed at ya.
Need some music to think by? Hit it, Mr. Brando:
Luck Be A Lady, if sung by the Indianapolis Colts, and
Luck Be A Lady, if sung by the Jacksonville Jaguars.
I know, you weren't expecting such a "think piece" to be tossed at ya.
Need some music to think by? Hit it, Mr. Brando:
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