Gurus'11 Week 15: Bye Week Top Ten Excuses

To all the loyal fans of Budding Ventriloquist Presents Gridiron Gurus (both of you):

Consider this Dan’s and George’s bye week. Here’s the Top Ten Excuses why there’s no Gurus video show this week:

#10:       George went with the seniors to the casino again, and “Winner Winner Chicken Dinner”

#9:          Dan’s lips are so chapped, they appear to move when George talks.  Imagine that, huh?

#8:          The whole BV production staff got down and boogie-oogie-oogied Friday night.

#7:          Now that George is the frontrunner in the Iowa Caucuses, media scrutiny has gotten ferocious.

#6:          They are waiting by the phone for Letterman’s call to be on his show.

#5:          Dan is at Soldier Field trying out for wide receiver.

#4:          After last week’s 4 hits, need to create “pent-up demand”

#3:          The guest game-picking turtle got camera shy.

#2:          Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down, you sing a sad song just to turn it around

And the number one excuse that there’s no Gurus video show this week:

#1:          Because just when the cameras started rolling, it was Tebow Time.

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For the record, Week 15’s picks are:

Falcons over Jaguars

Dallas over Tampa Bay

Bills over Dolphins

Seahawks over Bears
Texans over Panthers

Titans over Colts

The World Champion Green Bay Packers

over the Chiefs

Saints over Vikings

Giants over Redskins

Bengals over Rams

Lions over Raiders

Cardinals over Browns

Patriots over Broncos

Jets over Eagles

Ravens over Chargers

Niners over Steelers

Sure, a couple of the games were already played. But we wouldn’t just make it up that we picked the winners, would we?

I mean, if you can’t trust a Guru, who can you trust?

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Gridiron Gurus will be back next week, because Dan owes you a Christmas present. Promise and pinky-swear.