Thursday, September 15, 2011

Week One: Who's your gurus?

Eleven and 5. That’s the stuff gurus are made of.

Last year, in Week One of 2010 (in the very first Budding Ventriloquist Presents Gridiron Gurus), I was 7 right and 9 wrong picks.  And my lips moved a lot.
This year, I’m 11 and 5 in Week One.  And my lips moved a lot.

You have to take any improvement you can, don’t you think?

Or don’t you?


It really should have been 12 and 4, but I picked the Kansas City Chiefs over the Buffalo Bills.  Not that I thought the Chiefs would win.  Heck, I was hoping for QB Ryan Fitzpatrick to have a huge day, seeing he’s leading up my fantasy football team at work,

So why did I pick the Chiefs?

Try saying Buffalo or Bills, much less Buffalo Bills, without having your lips move.

‘Nough said?


You’re still trying, aren’t you.

I knew you would.

I'm psyched about the new logo.  The crew in the logo lab said we do more to go green.


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