On the eleventh day of Ventriloquist Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Four face expressions
Three corny hats
Two moving eyebrows
And a brand new Ven-tril-o-quist Dummy
Almost ready for the big ending? Getting pretty out of breath, aren't ya? I'm glad I've given you yet another reason for Christmas Day to finally arrive.
And if you're too busy with family and presents and Christmas traditions to log on tomorrow, have yourself a merry little Christmas. Let your hearts be light.