Friday, December 24, 2010

Twelfth Day Eve

On the eleventh day of Ventriloquist Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Eleven ad lib comebacks
  Ten loyal groupies
Nine solid gigs 
Eight laughing fans
Seven hearty encores
Six classic shticks

Five Funny Jokes

Four face expressions
Three corny hats
Two moving eyebrows

And a brand new Ven-tril-o-quist Dummy

Almost ready for the big ending? Getting pretty out of breath, aren't ya? I'm glad I've given you yet another reason for Christmas Day to finally arrive.

And if you're too busy with family and presents and Christmas traditions to log on tomorrow, have yourself a merry little Christmas. Let your hearts be light.

While you're still laughing, read this:

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