Saturday, December 4, 2010

Gridiron Gurus - Week 13

Yes, bad things happen when that ugly number 13 comes around...

It all started off with great promise - George and I at the Budding Ventriloquist Presents Gridiron Gurus studio.  We were rehearsing with the show's newest technical marvel for explaining the Xs and Os of football, The Guru-strator...


But, after I diagrammed a play that Aaron Rodgers would use to flummox the NINERS(!), George got a bit argumentative...

And no matter what I said, he just wouldn't let it go that he thought he knew that Packers better than me...


I was ready to just 'Let George be George' until he said, "Hey, did you know you could write words with this 'strator' thing?"...


I should have been more adult, but hey - he's older than me! So of course I showed him that I, too, could use the Guru-strator not for good, but for evil...


"Old fart, huh!" George bellowed, and a melee ensued...


The actual video of this event (especially the sound track) is not the wholesome family fare that you, my skein* of regular readers and viewers, expect from the professionals here at Budding Ventriloquist.

So please accept these picks for week 13 as a good old-fashioned text post:

Packers over Niners
Saints over Bengals
Chiefs over Broncos
Browns over Dolphins
Bills (oh yes, we're serious) over Vikings
NYG over the Skins
Bucanneers over Falcons
JAX over Tennessee
Chargers over the Raider Nation
Rams over Cards
Colts over Cowboys
Seahawks over Panthers
Steelers over Ravens
and on MNF... J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets

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*A skein is a group of geese in flight.

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