Sunday, September 12, 2010

Premiere: Gridiron Gurus

First, you marveled at the excitement of the Budding Ventriloquist Winter Olympic Coverage (TM)...

Then, you rode the breeze to Australia with Ventriloquist Down Under Week: The Month...

But your life is about to totally change in magical ways with:

Each week of the Nation Football League season, Dan and George will let you know who's going to win the way only a budding ventriloquist can.

Why say more? Here's the premiere episode.  Enjoy, and bet the house.

The Great Ulterior Motive

For over a year now, I've been writing this blog.  I have enjoyed writing it so much, it didn't really make much difference that I didn't actually do any ventriloquism, did it? I mean, you weren't missing that element,were you, my covey of regular readers?

So I am going to endeavor, for 17 weeks of the season, to create Gridiron Gurus. Over those 17 weeks, I hope to become noticeably better! And, there will be video to prove it.

Obviously, what I currently lack in talent and skill at the art of kings** I make up for by lacking humility... and shame.

Comments are welcome.

Go Packers.
*   A covey is a group of grouse.
** I believe ventriloquism should be considered the Art of Kings. much in the same way horse racing is the sport of kings.  I should write my congressman.


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