I'm afraid that if I told you what I thought of Russell Crowe as Robin Hood, he would come and beat me up. I've heard the guy is like that, all temperamental and testosterone-y.
Now in 1991, Kevin Costner was more interesting as Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
Did I really say that? Kevin Costner is dull as a box of rocks, and monotone, too. And how do you play Robin Hood without an English accent? Or is it that when you're monotone, there is no accent? I guess it says everything you need to know about my opinion of Russell Crowe when I say Kevin Costner was more interesting.
I have perfected a Kevin Costner imitation of him saying, " Forsooth, Nodding-Ham, I am Robin of Loxley." Combining that with Kevin Costner singing "I Will Always Love You" from The Bodyguard...
... and learning to do it without moving my lips, and through a ventriloquist dummy. That would be so garsh darn brilliantly funny. I can just smell Vegas.
Oh, oh. Now Russell Crowe will know where to find me...