Thursday, April 8, 2010

Blog Oleo - the dumb blonde joke

For the second time in the long, storied history of Budding Ventriloquist, I find myself presenting Blog Oleo. Blog Oleo, you may remember (see March 11), is a cheap substitute for an actual product, just as oleo margarine is to butter.

I went on a quick hunt for ventriloquist jokes, and out of the close to 600,000 sites that The Google gives you, they all seem to have the one same joke. I'm interpreting having it on my site as some goofy rite of passage.

It is also a dumb blonde joke. I truly believe that for some reason, no matter how politically correct someone insists on being, a dumb blonde joke is everybody's guilty pleasure.
A young, successful ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman from the third row stands on her chair and screams: "I've had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"


"What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" she goes on to say... "It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large - all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde screams again, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"

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I didn't think so the first time, but now that Blog Oleo has reappeared, it needs its own logo. Unless, of course, it appears only on No Logo Thursday. Then I can just use that logo.

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