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Wednesday, March 17, 2010
And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Ventriloquist In Space Program
Hudson, WI (BV) - Dan Bushman, Executive Director of the Ventriloquist in Space Program Proposal Program (VISPPP), announced this morning that he and ventriloquist dummy Steed Hideaway will be the first ventriloquist/ dummy names to be advanced to NASA and President Obama for consideration.
"I think it's time to get tangible. Time to say,'here's our IDs, give us our boarding passes and send us through security'," Bushman said. Bushman's announcement was paired with the unveiling of the new program logo, which features artist renditions of Bushman and Hideaway.
Critics on Capitol Hill, concerned about Bushman's involvement in the Slovenian quagmire, considered the announcement ill-timed.
"We need to start from scratch, with a blank sheet of paper. Americans do not want this. They are trying to take away your liberty. They will hurt baby kittens," said Majority Leader Rep. John Boehner (R-Ohio). "Oh wait. That's my canned speech about healthcare reform. Would someone get me my VISP talking points?"
The current status of Slovenian relations is Orange. We are mired in quag. Lots and lots of quag.
How do you like this logo for VISP? Let us know. The phone lines are open.