Paying full price to see the Indianapolis Colts deliberately play without Peyton Manning is like paying full price for Terry Fator's show in Las Vegas and having a budding ventriloquist substitute for him with no refund offered.
Yes, it's still a show but, geesh, couldn't they at least give out free hot dogs?
- Sorry to pick on you. You are actually the best quarterback I've ever seen. I used to think this other guy was until I saw him in a Jets uniform last season and a Vikings uniform this season. Now I see how wrong I was. He was nuthin'.
- Sorry - but you don't have a ventriloquist dummy face (V face). Nothing personal. It's genetic. Dad and Eli don't make the V Face List either.
- Sorry if my analogy confuses you in any way. Just know that when you do your job, it's okay for us to see your lips move.
***Yes, I can be bought for a couple free hot dogs. Maybe only for one - but it has to be a really good hot dog.