I explained to him that I am well aware of Ms. Bardot's celebrity, and that BV is PG-13 blogging. I will not do cheesecake.
He persisted. He told me to read up on her in Wikipedia. While she actually is a radical activist politically, weirdly racist and selectively homophobic, there was no mention of her ever performing ventriloquism. The closest relevant reference to anything I'd blog about was in her filmography. La femme et le pantin (1959) (The Woman and the Puppet) was one of her films. However, the movie's tagline was:
"In Her Hands Men Were Puppets...Loving Her Was Like Walking Blindfolded Into a Jungle!"