Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Opening Act?

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Ten Steady Gigs

Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Fans Applauding,
Seven Monkey Puppets,
Six Hours Practice

Five Funny Jokes

(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets,
Three Good Springs,
Two Moving Eyebrows,
And a full-sized ventriloquist dummy.
***
For you byteheads, I'm talking paid performances, not hard drive capacity.  If I knew exactly what a byte looked like, I wonder if it would make for a good ventriloquist dummy face?

No comments:

While you're still laughing, read this:

Related Posts with Thumbnails