Thursday, December 24, 2009

Ok, deep breath, and....

On the twelfth  of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Twelve Running Gags

Eleven New Tuxedos,
Ten Steady Gigs,
Nine Ladies Dancing
Eight Fans Applauding,
Seven Monkey Puppets,
Six Hours Practice

Five Funny Jokes

(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets,
Three Good Springs,
Two Moving Eyebrows,
And a full-sized ventriloquist dummy.


The End.
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As Elvis once (or twice) said, "Thankyaverymuch."

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