On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six Hours* Practice
Five Funny Jokes
(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets,
Three Good Springs,
Two Moving Eyebrows,
And a full-sized ventriloquist dummy.
**** "Ow-Ers". Two syllables. Sing it!
Yes, My refusal to change the line "(Ja)eff Dunham Tickets" to conform to some preconceived standard (see yesterday's letter from the FBH) is passive resistance to the Man.
***VENTRILOQUISM FAUX FUN FACT (shall we call it a VF3?):
Gandhi practiced ventriloquism during his most famous fasts. Really.