To the rescuers surprise, no boy was inside. There was, however, a vintage fully functional Mortimer Snerd ventriloquist dummy clinging to the flimsy plywood frame.
The dummy refused medical attention and was released on his own recognizance.
***At some point, milestones will get fewer and farther between, but this is post number 50. I had hoped it would coincide with the Dow breaking the 10,000 mark, but the Dow beat me to the mark by 2 days. I guess it's better for the world that Dow won this round. Maybe.
For the record, the Dow has rose 7% since I started working in earnest on ventriloquism. Just saying.