Friday, October 16, 2009

The V-eagle has landed

After over an hour traveling through the Colorado sky, the homemade experimental aircraft landed in a farm field 50 miles from its starting point.  Emergency response personnel rushed to the craft as it pitched about on the ground, desperate to rescue the 6 year-old-boy trapped inside.

To the rescuers surprise, no boy was inside. There was, however, a vintage fully functional Mortimer Snerd ventriloquist dummy clinging to the flimsy plywood frame.

The dummy refused medical attention and was released on his own recognizance.
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At some point, milestones will get fewer and farther between, but this is post number 50.  I had hoped it would coincide with the Dow breaking the 10,000 mark, but the Dow beat me to the mark by 2 days.  I guess it's better for the world that Dow won this round.  Maybe.

For the record, the Dow has rose 7% since I started working in earnest on ventriloquism. Just saying.

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