Brett Favre playing in a Vikings uniform, throwing passes against my Green Bay Packers. So wrong. How did it come to this?
Did Charlie McCarthy ever sit in WC Fields lap?
Did Topo Gigio ever run off to appear with Senor Wences?
Did Lamb Chop ever kiss Captain Kangaroo?
Did Jerry Lewis ever leave Dean Martin?
Well, ok. Jerry Lewis was not Dean Martin's ventriloquist dummy. And he did leave Dean. But for all practical purposes...
I rest my case.