(This thought came to me as I worked on the sound substitutions - the TH sound for the letter V. They-ree for Very)
After the discovery of the dummies of an ancient horde of Illuminati ventriloquists, a Yale Puppetologist gallivants through Europe seeking to find the perfect language that doesn’t have plosive sounds. Armed with the phony phonemes of ventriloquism, he dodges death along the way as he seeks to understand secret message that the puppet named "Leonardo" was trying to say to him in the cave under (insert name of some really cool temple).
The DaThinci Code.
Maybe first I’ll write the book.
Or live it.