Sunday, September 27, 2009

Comedy Idea / Football

To keep with the theme of fall and football...

An upstart football league, once heavily bankrolled by a cable TV mogul, starts cutting corners as it hemorrhages money. Reasoning that it needs to keep up the televised appearance of “every bit as good as the NFL” but trying to get away with paying only one salary, they hire a ventriloquist and his partner as the play-by-play AND color commentator.

“Just keep the cameras on the field,” the producer says. “Anyone who misses the pregame lead-in won’t even notice.”

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