A few days ago, I posted on "Hopes Up Hopes Dashed".
Much to my surprise, my dear and wonderful wife scored for me - on loan from a coworker - a ventriloquist dummy! It's your basic, mass produced, Sears Catalog variety dummy with just a moving mouth, but it is a ventriloquist dummy none the less.
More on this tale to follow. I'm a bit lost for words as I bask in the glow of a miracle.
Quite a wife I have.