Sunday, September 6, 2009

The alternative to Ventriloquism

I am just so sure of this.

There are things that every guy really wants. And they don't have anything to do with sex.

If a guy is really honest, he'll tell you.  He wants, but few ever have the nerve to buy (not necessarily in this order):

1. A ventriloqist dummy.
2. A really good gorilla suit.

Think about it. Be honest. Once you admit it you yourself, you'll feel freed.

You there yet? We'll discuss more one you are.

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