I am just so sure of this.
There are things that every guy really wants. And they don't have anything to do with sex.
If a guy is really honest, he'll tell you. He wants, but few ever have the nerve to buy (not necessarily in this order):
1. A ventriloqist dummy.
2. A really good gorilla suit.
Think about it. Be honest. Once you admit it you yourself, you'll feel freed.
You there yet? We'll discuss more one you are.